双语笑话|一位前台小姐的八级英语！！！

老外：hi.嗨 前台小姐：you have what thing？你有哪些事？ 老外：can you speak english？你能讲英语吗？ 前台小姐：if i not speak english, i am speaking what？ 假如我讲的不是英语，那是什么？ 老外：can anybody else speak english？ 有没其它人会讲英语？ 前台小姐：you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！ 你一个人看看，所有人都在忙，没人有空闲，你能等就等，不可以等就走！ 老外：good heavens^{1. anybody here can speak english？ 天哪，这里有无人能讲英语？ 前台小姐：shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？ 你叫什么叫，安静一点，你来这里有哪些事？ 老外：i want to speak to your head.我想找你们领导 前台小姐：head not zai. you tomorrow come！ 头不在，你明天来！}